Corey Feldman needs money to complete his new album

From the depths of crowdfunding comes the news that Corey Feldman has been working on an album for a decade. His Chinese Democracy-esque project is entitled Elev8or 2 Ascension, but he still needs help in completing it. So the actor/musician/minor baseball league disappointment has turned to Indiegogo to get the necessary funds (in this case, $105,000) to see his vision come to life. Those interested can watch the pitch video below, wherein the former Feld-dog describes his album as a “musical experience, a musical journey through all types of sounds from EDM to pop to rock to hip-hop…It‘s literally a sound of the ages.”
The Indiegogo campaign page itself is littered with furtive (and earnest) cries for help from his fans (dubbed “FeldFam”) in a diatribe that substitutes numbers for letters whenever possible and inserts ampersands like they’re going out of style. The problem, Feldman suggests, isn’t in the music itself but in the way people perceive him as an actor and, let’s say, celebrity:
I was never told “The music stinks” or “I just don’t hear it”, as typical turn downs from major labels go. No! Instead I got lots of weird excuses like “The songs are catchy, but do U have 2 sing them”? or “Not bad 4 an actor, but we don’t feel U will have the time 2 dedicate 2 a music career”, I was blown off, laughed at, & the doors were continuously slammed in my face. Never because of a lack of talent, but rather because of a prejudice, how could I succeed when so many others had tried before me and failed?