Corey Feldman recalls Goonies, does a bad Michael Jackson impersonation in his totally weird new music video

Corey Feldman’s new music video for his single “Ascension Millennium” is truly a thing to behold in the most confusing way possible. According to a press release, it is meant to portray “a day in the life” of the actor while simultaneously launching his brand, Corey’s Angels, a “new 360 production, development, and agency, coupled with a private membership club and members website.” It all sounds like something Jean Ralphio could really get behind.

But back to the video. It’s being hyped as the first time Feldman and Goonies costar Sean Astin have been on screen together in more than 25 years. Not to knock the significance, but Astin appears on screen for about three seconds or so. He shows Feldman a map that never seems to come back into play because Feldman never leaves his own house…and that’s it.