Dancing With The Stars is going on tour to underwhelm 33 cities
You can stop searching for the perfect Christmas present for your aunt: The Associated Press reports that Dancing With The Stars is launching a winter tour. The show that features professional dancers paired off with political commentators and YouTube personalities is mounting a 33-city adventure of vaguely recognizable faces performing vaguely adequate dance maneuvers, creatively titled “Dancing With The Stars: Live!” It all begins on Dec. 27 in Niagara Falls, a place whose symbolic image—of something continually spewing a deluge of froth while easily distracted Americans look on—seems a bit too on the nose. From there, the assemblage of thus-far mostly unannounced hoofers will shuffle and tango across the country, finally resting their broadcast-starved bones in Santa Rosa, California, on Feb. 12.