Since it's running on the fumes of a fight (OMG! Heidi chose Spencer over Lauren!) that happened three years ago, by all logic The Hills should have slowly rolled to a stop on the side of the road a long time ago. But of course, The Hills isn't governed by logic, any more than the stars of The Hills are governed by their non-existent brains. (Fun Fact! If you crack open the cranium of a Hills cast member, you'll find one of the following: a pool of nail polish remover, three craisins, or the crushed cereal dust found at the bottom of a bag of Cap'n Crunch. Try it!) Turns out, MTV is more than happy to beat the bloody spot on the ground that used to be a horse for season after season after season.
Behold, the trailer for season 5 of The Hills.