Someone needs to work on his “Night Moves”: A Detroit-area man was arrested for stealing items belonging to Bob Seger. Andrew Thompson of Waterford Township, Michigan got pinched by the cops after he stole some cash, a Rolex, and—weirdly—a presumably enormous pair of sneakers signed by Shaquille O’Neal from the old time rock and roll-er. Thompson, who was considered to be a family friend, was at a party thrown by Seger's 16-year old daughter at the time. He is charged with larceny, which could mean up to four years in the pen, where he'll be forced to re-enact the famous Tom Cruise underwear scene from Risky Business over and over.