Doctor Who is coming to save you from your family
Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Wednesday, December 25. All times are Eastern.
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Doctor Who (BBC America, 9 p.m.): In the United Kingdom, watching TV is a time-honored Christmas tradition. In the United States, we try to pretend that we’re going to spend Christmas with our families, until we inevitably just sit around the living room together in stony silence, staring at some movie or basketball game no one cares about and/or listening to the timeless holiday classic “Christmas At Panda Express” on our music sound devices. Here at TV Club, we much prefer the former method, and that’s why we’re so happy that BBC America is once again importing the Doctor Who Christmas special on the same night it airs in the U.K. We hear there’s a pretty big thing happening in this one, but Alasdair Wilkins wouldn’t tell us what, so we’re just going to guess: Sasquatch returns!
WHAT ELSE IS ON (ALL SHITTY MADE-FOR-TV CHRISTMAS MOVIE EDITION)
A Golden Christmas (Ion, 5 p.m.): We’d wager this is the first time Ion has ever been featured in What’s On Tonight, and it’s for a good reason: The network is airing all three chapters of the groundbreaking, highly influential Golden Christmas trilogy in a row. Thrill as dogs bring everyone love for the holidays!
Ice Quake (Syfy, 7 p.m.): There’s only one thing that can ruin Christmas Eve this year, and that’s an ICE QUAKE!!!!!! Find out how Christmas is saved (from ice quakes) in this movie, which hopefully ends with the protagonist emerging from the middle of an ice quake with a chainsaw.
A Very Merry Mix-up (Hallmark, 7:30 p.m.): This sounds like a Christmas movie as titled by Dr. Tobias Funke, but it’s actually about a woman who goes to visit her fiancé’s family for Christmas and somehow ends up at the wrong house, falling in love with some dude she meets there. Sounds like she has some severe psychological problems!
A Country Christmas Story (Lifetime Movie Network, 8 p.m.): What’s a Christmas movie marathon without a barely concealed rip off of Coal Miner’s Daughter with Dolly Parton popping up for a cameo appearance (set at Dollywood, no less)? Nothing. That’s what.