Earlier tonight, Donald Trump sent out a tweet that looked suspiciously like something a hypothetical president might type as a hypothetical aide tried to snatch his hypothetical phone out of his hypothetical hand because the hypothetical lawyers told him he can’t tweet anymore. It certainly seems…rushed:
Or maybe it’s something that hypothetical president might type as he hypothetically dozed off. Or had a stroke. Or dropped his phone in the toilet. Or just didn’t use spell check. Who fucking knows? The point is that #covfefe started trending almost immediately, and the speed of the responses was breathtaking.