Donald Trump will construct the biggest, classiest movie studio Florida has ever seen

As a local CBS affiliate reported, the resultant complex—which would also come with its own hotel, film school, airport, and, ominously, "more"—would eventually be twice the size of Universal Studios and thus one of the largest film studios on Earth, the predominant planet for human existence, at least until Trump completes the construction of Earth-Trump. In offering his support, mayoral candidate Joe Martinez asked of reporters, "What does Hollywood have that we don't have?"—a rhetorical question that was seemingly unintended to be answered by exclamations of "an existing infrastructure, talented people, and not being in Florida," considering he then continued talking. Martinez further argued that Hollywood is "not as close to Central and South America," ostensibly his subtle way of suggesting that it would facilitate better cocaine trafficking. While Trump has not yet personally commented on the project, it is expected that his thoughts about it are obnoxious.