Donald Trump's Baby Is Already Bored With Wealth

By Amelie Gillette  |  April 27, 2006 | 11:15pm
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Last week, People magazine published photos of Donald & Melania Trump's new baby surrounded by gold. This news might have gotten lost in the never-ending cascade of celebrity babies––but these pictures are hilarious.

Go to the website and take a look. The pictures are great for many reasons, but mostly because the baby is either asleep or looking bored by the opulent wealth surrounding him in every photo. Here are two of my personal favorites:

How unnatural is this? It really is kind of admirable, though, that Donald and Melania don't drop the sneers even when they are inches from a tiny newborn.

Then there's this one:

It can't be good to have a baby near all that gold. What if he swallows it?

 
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