Don't be a candy-ass, Chicago—see Hobbs & Shaw early and for free

Introducing Endless Mode: A New Games & Anime Site from Paste
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Hey Chicago, wanna go for a ride with two extremely jacked, quippy bald men? There will be automatic weaponry! And flamethrowers! And skydiving! And haka dancing! Helen Mirren will be there! So will Idris Elba! And, most importantly, a whole bunch of stuff is going to get blown up real good!