From the sprinkled mind of Eli Roth comes the first teaser poster for Ice Cream Man

Just in time for the dog days of summer, Eli Roth returns with a new twisted tale of murder and dairy. Eli Roth’s Ice Cream Man is coming to theaters this August for a theatrical run with a movie about an evil ice cream man. Not to be confused with the cult-classic Clint Howard vehicle, Ice Cream Man, a 1995 slasher about a psychotic ice cream man that punishes little brats by turning them into frozen delights, Roth’s version of things will follow a different psychotic ice cream man. At least that’s what we glean from the vague synopsis: “Ice Cream Man follows an idyllic summer town descending into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.” Surely, those results won’t be as horrifying with a Lactaid.