Attention, everybody: Keanu Reeves is on a horse. How do we know he’s on a horse? Well, while the actor was hard at work shooting John Wick 3: Parabellum (whose goofy subtitle can totally be explained, if you’re curious), photographers caught wind of a distinctive, barnyard smell drifting down the streets of Brooklyn. What they found was, as many hoped but few dared to expect, Keanu Reeves on a horse.
A short, fairly poor quality video of the event has now graced the internet. It shows, as you may have guessed, Reeves riding a horse. Dressed in the black suit and tie of his gun-shootin,’ dog-buryin’ character John Wick, Reeves seems fairly comfortable atop his similarly brooding steed. He pets it quite often and smiles between takes involving riding this horse down a street. What the final scene will entail is anybody’s guess, but we swear to Christ if this horse gets killed in order to spur the movie’s plot forward, Hollywood will have finally gone too far.
Erase these possibilities from your mind for the time being and simply enjoy the many pictures of Reeves on this horse that accompany the video. Like this action shot, which shows John Wick perhaps fleeing a barber shop without paying because “$20 is too much just to trim split ends.”