Andy Battaglia
My favorite non-techno song is “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head,” which seems to me a pretty perfect demonstration of all that pop music stands to do well in the world. And then, like Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” (another one I like a lot for similar reasons), it’s one of those songs that exists pretty much entirely on its own terms. I don’t attribute liking it to any specific time or place or phase in my life. I don’t attribute it too much to B.J. Thomas (though he sings it really well). And I don’t even attribute it to Burt Bacharach, who knew a thing or two about writing pop songs that stick. It’s just “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head,” no matter why or where or how it gets trotted out. Plus it’s fun to play on ukulele.
Sean O’Neal
Jesus, could we have one of these where my answer isn’t Talking Heads? While on my giddier days I’d probably say it’s David Bowie’s “Young Americans” (yes, Josh, kick-ass sax solo and all), I’ve often believed that if I were stuck in some sort of bizarre time-warp where I was forced to listen to the same song on repeat for the rest of my days, I would like that song to be “Once In A Lifetime.” (Though, given that this is ostensibly a “cosmic punishment” scenario, it would more likely be Tonic’s “If You Could Only See.”) It’s the first pop song I can remember truly noticing when I was a kid, and it’s held my attention ever since, through thousands upon thousands of spins, without ever becoming anywhere close to tiresome. What’s more, it’s the rare song that only burrows deeper the older you get: Who among us hasn’t stopped to look around at their job, their spouse, their friends, their kids, their whole life leading up until now, and wondered, “Well, how did I get here?” True, it isn’t a particularly deep insight, but that’s what makes it so universal—and mutable. My guess is even when I’m 60 (I should be so lucky), it’ll still hit me where I live.
Nathan Rabin
My favorite song is probably Ella Fitzgerald’s exquisitely world-weary version of “Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered.” It’s at once fucking epic and beguilingly intimate. (All right, I will stop abusing adverbs now.) Just as Citizen Kane succinctly captures all the phases of a man’s life, “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” captures the totality of romance, from the tingly, life-affirming exhilaration of young love to the uncertainty and doubt of realizing that your current partner might just be another stop in a long, open-ended journey to the gut-wrenching despair of breaking up. Fitzgerald doesn’t just sing; she turns “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” into a three-act musical comedy/tragedy in song form.
“Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered” is fundamentally about the agony and the ecstasy of loving someone who will never make you happy. It’s wantonly sexual in a subversively cerebral way, as Fitzgerald lays out her romantic bona fides in a slyly casual way (“Men are not a new sensation / I’ve done pretty well, I think”), or quips about a man who inspires sleepless nights and bottomless agony, “Horizontally speaking, he’s at his very best.” My favorite song of all time is naughty and nice, happy and sad, romantic and quietly despairing as well eminently quotable. If I ever write anything half as brilliant as “Vexed again / Perplexed again / Thank God I can be oversexed again,” I will die a happy man. On “Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered,” Fitzgerald tears lustily into “oversexed,” stretching it out deliberately in ways that border on obscene. Christ, how I wish someone other than Stephen Merritt wrote songs that rhymed SAT words like “dyspeptic” and “antiseptic” with such unselfconscious grace. I can listen to “Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered” when I’m heartbroken. I can listen to it when I’m deliriously happy. It really is the perfect song for any occasion, in addition to being just about perfect.
Keith Phipps
When I want to have my already-healthy sense of skepticism validated, I turn to Steely Dan’s “Only A Fool Would Say That.” When I want to tap into a sense of world-weary romanticism, I listen to “Waterloo Sunset” by The Kinks. But, push come to shove? It’s “American Girl” by Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers. A song so mighty that countless barroom sing-alongs can’t wear it down, “American Girl” has everything that makes a pop song transcendent. With just a few concrete details, Petty brings his unnamed subject come to life. (Short of Stuart Murdoch, is there a male singer-songwriter better at capturing the emotions of women than Petty?) It’s a bittersweet sketch of someone who never gets what she wants, but remains determined to keep wanting it, balancing the drag of reality with the possibility of rock ’n’ roll escape. After all, it is a great big world. Plus Mike Campbell’s Byrds-inspired guitar jangle is one of my favorite sounds in the world, which doesn’t hurt. (And don’t bother commenting that it’s really about that. It isn’t.)
Noel Murray
Maybe it’s because I’ve been ridicu-busy lately, but the song I keep coming back to is Drive-By Truckers’ “The Living Bubba,” which Patterson Hood wrote in 1996 from the point of view of his country-rock acquaintance Gregory Dean Smalley, who’d recently died of AIDS. The song is simple and powerful, describing the effects of the disease and Smalley’s efforts to overcome them by playing as many gigs as he could. “I can’t die now / ‘Cause I got another show to do,” Hood sings over and over on Smalley’s behalf, and every time he does I feel my own little surge of strength. (For more on the song, read Hood’s recollections of its origins in Paste.)
Matthew Borlik
It changes all the time, but right now it is, without a doubt, my favorite song of 2008: “Empty Legs,” the opening track to Thank You’s Thrill Jockey debut, Terrible Two. I hadn’t heard the band previously, and I’m a notorious crank when it comes to most new music, so it was with perceptible disdain that I put the promo CD into my desktop’s disc drive after reading the label’s one-sheet. But what a wonderful, welcome surprise the Baltimore trio had in store for me. The six-and-a-half-minute-long song is composed of three basic parts—each about two minutes long—that are played one after the other, never repeated, and constantly evolving. The first section opens with a skittering, tom-heavy drumbeat filled with slight shifts and variations that reward careful attention; an extra high-hat accent here, one less snare hit there. Drummer Elke Wardlaw is clearly in charge; Jeffrey McGrath and Michael Bouyoucas fill in the gaps with blaring whistles, fuzzed-out synths, and rolling “la-la-la-la-la” vocals before a pair of abrasive guitars kicks in. It ends on what feels like a climactic note—but from the moment the second part kicks in, it’s apparent that the introductory section was nothing but musical foreplay. Wardlaw’s second beat is more straightforward and compact—but no less rhythmically driving—as her first, and it frees up significant musical space for McGrath and Bouyoucas’ angular guitar work. And it’s at the 3:05 mark that “Empty Legs” begins the ascent to its highest peak: Over the propulsive drumbeat and guitars, a pair of echoing, ethereal voices emerges—the first panned to the right, the second to the left—wailing “Ooooh” while a third barks a staccato “ha ha” in the background. (The band, obviously, doesn’t spend a lot of time on lyrics.) And when Wardlaw wavers her voice for the first time at 3:58—well, it’s as subtly beautiful a moment in indie rock that I’ve heard in longer than I can remember. The remaining portion of the song is a much-needed comedown punctuated by snare hits and sparse, scratchy guitars—a welcome respite after close to five minutes of aural overstimulation.
Jason Heller
My favorite song is “Caught Up In You” by .38 Special. As soon as you get done laughing, please never talk to me again. I have no time for people who can’t appreciate the blistering songcraft, the soaringly lyrical solos, and the hair-farming magnificence of the fucking Special. I grew up in a strict Southern-rock household among bikers and drug-dealers on the ass-end of Florida, and .38 Special was a staple on my mom’s radio alongside Charlie Daniels, Molly Hatchet, and, of course, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Donnie Van Zant—brother of Skynyrd’s legendary Ronnie—is .38 Special’s frontman, but his songs are Southern rock by association only. 1982’s “Caught Up In You” is a perfect example of the group’s hard-on for power-pop: pure, tight, wimpy, catchy, and played without a wasted note or ounce of fat. If only they’d dressed as sexy as Loverboy or something, they might have done better in the MTV ’80s. Watching the video for “Caught Up In You,” I can’t help but feel kind of embarrassed for them: Here are these scruffy, Vietnam-vet-looking dudes trying to pass themselves off as pop stars in the new-wave era. But the modest amount of success they did manage to achieve is just more proof of how ballsy and awesome they are.
Kyle Ryan
When we discussed this in a meeting, my colleagues prompted me for my answer, asking, “What Hüsker Dü song is it?” then “What Jawbreaker song is it?” and finally, “Fall Out Boy?” Yuk it up, fuckos, because you’re all wrong: If you put a gun to my head, “A-OK” by Face To Face would just barely nudge out “I’m Not Afraid” by the same band. I was obsessed with Face To Face in the early and mid-’90s. I basically journo-stalked singer-guitarist Trever Keith as a budding reporter, and their 1992 debut, Don’t Turn Away, still ranks as one of my top five all-time favorites. “A-OK” was originally a B-side on the “Disconnected” 7-inch, and I was practically paralyzed by its hooks when I played it for the first time in the summer of 1994. The guitar still kills me: It’s just a simple series of individually picked notes and power chords, but the melody nails the lyrics’ sentiment—which is basically “Fuck off, things aren’t cool, and I don’t care what you think.” It’s nothing revolutionary, but the way all the elements cohere just slays me. The band later released “A-OK” on their second full-length, Big Choice, but I think the definitive version lies on 1998’s Live, when the band was a quartet and at the peak of its powers. Although I’ve listened to it a few hundred times over the course of 15 years, “A-OK” hits me in the gut every single time.
Scott Tobias
My favorite song is an easy one: “You Don’t Love Me Yet,” by The Vulgar Boatmen. It’s also my favorite song title, with that “yet” hanging there at the end like a hopeful promise that one day, a prospective lover might be charmed into submission. And who wouldn’t be charmed by the subtle, enchanting, unforgettable guitar line and the sweet, plainspoken vocal harmonies, all coalescing into a song that represents folk-pop at its most intimate? As with all favorite songs, there are personal associations that give it a special place among the thousands of other songs I’ve heard in my lifetime. For me, it evokes boozy late-night conversations with a good friend during my lonely three-year purgatory in Miami, Florida, sitting on the back porch of a shitty apartment with a bird’s-eye view of the parking lot. The whole album, Please Panic, was great music to wind down an evening, and that “yet” held assurances of better days ahead.
Steven Hyden
Asking for my favorite song is like asking me to pick a favorite molecule in my body, or the best second I ever had while having sex. The only honest answer is “I don’t know.” But I have no problem coming up with a decent lie in the interest of pop-culture sport. So I’ll go with “Rock With You” by Michael Jackson. I’m a big believer in durability signifying greatness, and the only other song I can remember loving as much for as long is “Photograph” by Def Leppard. (“Rock With You” won the coin toss.) A partial list of things I love about “Rock With You” includes: 1) The kick-ass opening drum roll, which immediately tells me that I’m about to hear my favorite song ever; 2) The backing vocals on the chorus that go “all night” and “sunlight”, because they’re easier for me to sing than the lead vocals; 3) The part where Michael sings, “Girrrrrrl, when you dance, there’s a magic that must be love,” which is the most purely joyful moment I’ve ever heard in a pop song; 4) The awesome instrumental solo that sounds like a dolphin singing into a vocoder; 5) That the song is so sexual and yet, at the same time, so innocent, and not in that icky Michael Jackson way, either. You know what? I think I’ve talked myself into believing that “Rock With You” really is my favorite song. Until the next time I hear “Photograph,” anyway.