Fear not, alcoholic chocoholics: This infographic pairs Halloween candy with wine
Halloween weekend is here, which means there will be festive decorations, little kids going door-to-door, and endless airings of John Carpenter’s classic film on cable. More importantly, for those of us who have trouble deciding whether to eat that leftover pizza or guzzle the dregs of that still-open bottle of bourbon for breakfast on weekdays, there will also be alcohol. So, so much alcohol. And although The A.V. Club officially endorses the “drink responsibly” policy, we’re also in the middle of a brutal game of vodka pong right now, so we’ve dug into the Halloween candy stash a little early.