Fox begins cutting back on COPS
Dismaying news for fans of domestic arguments, digitally distorted nudity, and dudes insisting they have no idea how that crack pipe got there: Fox has confirmed plans to place its long-running reality show COPS on the back burner, forcing aforementioned aficionados of those things to go back to finding them on the street. The move comes as Fox is reportedly planning to launch a new national sports network, which has led to their buying up hundreds of hours of live Major League Baseball, college football, UFC, and NASCAR programming to fill their Saturday nights—all leaving little room for the cat-and-drunk-and-occasionally-naked-mouse games of COPS.