Fox is down with Trump’s pretty lady parade
Assuaging the fears of internet-less porn hounds and everybody who profits from our continuing cultural fixation on unnaturally perfect cheekbones, Fox has announced that it’ll be the new home for Donald Trump’s Miss Universe pageant. The pretty lady parade was forced to find a new home after the presidential candidate and covert Oompa-Loompa alienated the pageant’s original host, NBC, with comments he made about people from Mexico during the announcement of his presidential bid in June. (In case you forgot—as Donald Trump has now been running successfully for president for four months, and the fabric of reality is starting to tear from the horrible strain—he pretty much said people crossing the border were rapists.)