Gallagher suffers another heart attack, retires from performing
Sledgehammer-wielding comedian Gallagher, sworn enemy of fruit, has suffered his second heart attack in 11 days, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The 65-year-old comedian has had an especially rough couple of weeks—first collapsing at a Texas bar on March 14 and spending several days in a medically induced coma, then yesterday landing in an Arizona hospital after another, reportedly “fairly mild” follow-up heart attack. Once again Gallagher is said to be awake and resting, and no doubt cracking a few Dick Cheney jokes, like the rest of America.