God bless bored sports commentators and their very good dogs

And really: If you’ve never heard a professional sports commentator narrate the nail-biting thrill ride of two dogs gently arguing over a rubber bone, we have to ask if you’ve even truly lived. It’s very good, even if we can’t help but worry that there were some sort of low-moral shenanigans that impacted the ultimate upset. (There’s also been a great deal of controversy over Cotter’s decision to label the losing canine a “bad dog,” although he’s since apologized.) Still, though, we can’t wait to see how this rousing competition continues. We’ve already had kibble races and the game of bones; can high-impact couch napping be far away?