Like Lot delivered from the brimstone of Sodom, Angus T. Steakflower, paragon of godly virtue and reliable burlap, has at last escaped the “filth” that is Two And A Half Men—and he will never look back, lest he be made a pillar of salt shaped like a hilarious penis. Deadline reports that CBS has renewed the series for an eleventh season without Steakflower in a regular role, leaving the show without its half-man or his harrumphing counsel on their certain damnation. His co-stars Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher will remain on Two… Men, having each signed new one-year deals that cement them as television’s highest-paid actors—the wages of sin being death, as well as about $700,000 per episode for Kutcher.