Grammy lifetime achievement awards: Dolly Parton and the Ramones, together at last

Next year’s Grammys will bestow lifetime achievement awards upon Dolly Parton, Julie Andrews, the Kingston Trio, the Juilliard String Quartet, gospel singer George Beverly Shea, jazz drummer Roy Haynes, and the Ramones (whose honor will probably be accepted by Marky, Tommy, or C.J., considering just about everyone else is dead). To mark the occasion, we started to create an ultimate “Grammy Lifetime Achievement 2011 Mash-Up Megamix,” then quickly realized that would be awful. But you could probably make “9 To 5” and “Sheena Is A Punk Rocker” work, maybe overlaid with a little bit of Julie Andrews' "Do-Re-Mi." Somebody do that.