Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach to write Margot Robbie's Barbie movie

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According to The Wrap, Warner Bros. and Mattel have somehow convinced Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach—two legitimately talented and accomplished people—to write that Barbie movie with Margot Robbie. Gerwig is even being “eyed” to direct the film, which (no offense to Mattel or Gerwig or the generations of Barbie fans) is wild. She made Lady Bird! She’s one of only five women ever to get a Best Director nomination at the Oscars, and now Warner Bros. wants her to make Barbie? We’ve all seen how bad every other licensed toy movie has turned out, right?