Gwyneth Paltrow actually had a very good and morbid Halloween costume
When it comes time to dress up for Halloween, you have a couple of tried and true options. You can, of course, go with (ugh) sexy; you can go high concept, explaining your costume over and over all night; you can be the most elaborate person around, throwing tons of time and money at the problem; you can try to be really disgusting. Better, however, are those that invert these tropes: low-effort, immediately recognizable, and specific to the person wearing the costume. Rare is the Halloween costume that somehow combines all of these, which Gwyneth Paltrow recently executed: