Happy Labor Day from The A.V. Club, but only if you continue to observe relevant COVID-19 guidelines

Today is Labor Day, the day when the United States normally honors the history of organized labor in this country by turning our backs on our soul-crushing jobs and getting acquainted with some grilled meats and cold drinks before the gloomy weather of fall (which is far, far superior to the cheery weather of summer) starts to set in and we all get terrorized by skeletons and witches and gourd-flavored coffee drinks (which are far, far superior to whatever people drink in summer). But it’s 2020, the year where everything sucks, and the coronavirus pandemic is still going on. It might not be safe to go out and eat meats with your friends and family, and the economy is so borked by the idiots running this country (from even before we had to deal with this virus) that a lot of people out there don’t even have soul-crushing jobs they can turn their backs on for a day, so this is anything but a normal Labor Day.