Hey everybody. Today’s Memorial Day, which means that we’re taking the day off in honor of the service men and women who died so we could sit on our asses and make jokes about The Rock all day long. We’ll be doing so via the fine American tradition of encased meats; I’m going to something called “Meatsravaganza,” which is kind of like Fight Club, only the first rule is that you have to bring meat. And you’re allowed to talk about it. So it’s really not much like Fight Club at all, actually. Vegetarians, your day is coming (on October 1, specifically).