If everything we learned from the movies is true, you can’t be a psycho, stalker, or generally insane criminal without having a crazy reference wall of scribbles, Polaroids, and maps. And, hell, those things take years to compile. Luckily for all those crazies out there, a new Funny Or Die video asserts that you can outsource the whole thing and have it done in an afternoon.
In the clip below, Faster Human spotlights fictional Palumbo And Sons, a company that will custom-make a crazy wall for all your crazy needs—from boards of obsessive equations to newspapers with scribbles to a detective’s investigation wall complete with connective red lanyards. It could actually be a pretty lucrative company, should these things actually exist in the real world and not just in movies.