For those of you who haven't seen Crank, the most ridiculously entertaining action movie in… forever maybe, stop right now and go rent it. Or buy it at Target for $5. For those of you who have already witnessed the complete ridiculousness of the Jason Statham vehicle (about a guy who has to keep his adrenaline pumping or he'll die, all while trying to figure out who poisoned him), you are in for another treat.