Christian Bale might be a total wiener in real life, but now someone’s made a wiener out of him on the small screen. Sausage Party, a group that makes shot-for-shot movie trailers out of hot dogs, has taken a meaty shot at the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, and it’s delicious. In it, hot dog Bane is terrorizing hot dog Gotham City, but hot dog Batman is nowhere to be found. Hot dog Alfred is upset, and hot dog Catwoman has some things to say and hats to wear. There are about a zillion other Dark Knight Rises parody trailers out there, including a pretty good one featuring My Little Ponies, but only this one features actual hot dogs in little costumes.