The Waffle House Index is Inde Navarette's next obsession

Before calling people “sugar” as Rogue, Obsession star Inde Navarette is putting it in their coffee. Per The Hollywood Reporter, Navarette will star in The Waffle House Index, a sci-fi thriller based on the dystopian way America measures hurricanes. It’s unclear who Navarette will play or even what this film, based on a Black List script by Andrew Nunnelly and directed by Louis Paxton, is about. What we do know is that the Waffle House Index is an informal way meteorologists track hurricane severity. Since the chain restaurant serves up smothered and covered hash browns 24/7 365, a closed Waffle House means shit just got real. On the index—found at WaffleHouseTracker.com—green means open with a full menu and the storm is of minor concern. Have another cup of coffee. Things start getting dicey at Yellow, which indicates a limited menu, possible power outages, supplies running out, and conditions worsening. Finally, if the Waffle House is red, you’re already dead.