You can learn a lot about a talk show host from the products she advertises. Think of it as a kind of psychoanalysis through product-pushing: Every thing they foist on us is a key to their warped psyches. For example, as indicated by her Favorite Things™ list, Oprah probably either a.) suffers from clinical depression, or b.) is trying to induce clinical depression in her viewers. But judging by her latest fave, British singer Leona Lewis' song "Bleeding Love," Oprah is either a.) a secret cutter or b.) trying to induce cutting amongst her (now clinically depressed) viewers.
At least, that's how I interpret lyrics like "You cut me open/ and I keep, keep bleeding love." (Which, to Lewis's credit, is a much tidier metaphor than the original, "Your love's a cyst/ and it keeps, keeps oozing dreams.")
