It may not approach his affection for the oeuvre of ’70s-era Burt Reynolds, but Sterling Archer is a big James Bond aficionado as well. (And sure, he doesn’t like to invite the comparison, but yeah, he’s basically James Bond.) From top-secret missions to insane amounts of alcohol, Archer has better insight than roughly 99 percent of the population as to what Bond must go through on a regular basis. That’s why it’s crazy we haven’t had a chance to hear his thoughts on every single James Bond film, something that‘s finally being rectified. (Don’t worry, we’re not doing “phrasing” any more.)