Jamie Foxx's Eyes To Freeze Like That

Jamie Foxx is a sensitive artist. Sometimes when he's acting in a drama, he feels so hard he dislocates his heart and he has to go to the emergency room so a doctor can push his heart out from behind his knee, up his leg, across his torso, and pop it back into place. Putting on schizo-face in The Soloist almost killed him. No really. He said basically that once.
Considering the obvious mortal dangers of dramatic acting, Jamie Foxx has decided to go back to comedic acting—more specifically, cross-eyed drag caricature comedic acting. See, back in June Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence made a trailer for a fake movie called Skank Robbers, starring their drag alter-egos: Wanda and Sheneneh. Now, because Nostradamus prophesized that all joke movie trailers would become real movies right before the end of days, Skank Robbers is going to be a real movie.
From Hollywood.com:
So while everybody else is running over there trying to get that [serious drama] thing, I’m gonna go over and get these jokes now — even down to Shenehneh and Wanda, which is the Wanda character from In Living Color and Martin [Lawrence], who plays Shenehneh. We’re gonna do a movie together and just really, really knock a hole in the game’s head right now with that type of big, broad comedy."