Like a desert island laden with fools, their every harebrained attempt at escape as futile as Sisyphus rolling a coconut, the Gilligan’s Island movie has snared another doomed group of tourists, whose approximately three hours of embarking this idea will soon turn into a lifetime of regret. Deadline reports that Josh Gad has signed up alongside 1600 Penn writers Benji Samit and Dan Hernandez to draft a new script for the big-screen update of the campy ’60s sitcom—a project that was last glimpsed in 2010 before being left to rot, like a gang of intermittently attractive yet definitely expendable cruise passengers.