Justin Bieber arrested for driving, assaulting on all the terrain that is his
Demonstrating yet again that there is no terrain which he will not have dominion and maybe a pissy little shoving match over, insouciant scofflaw Justin Bieber was arrested on charges of dangerous driving and assault, after being involved in an accident while piloting an all-terrain vehicle. Bieber was reportedly riding his ATV with occasional accomplice Selena Gomez—likely while pointing out all the different kinds of terrain and bragging that he could drive right over them if he wanted—when he collided with a minivan near Stratford, Ontario, the specific part of the Earth that once spawned a young Justin Bieber to go and wreak havoc on all its other parts. Police reports say Bieber then got into a “physical altercation” with an occupant of that minivan, likely over their right to be on all the terrain Bieber had already claimed as his own.