Katy Perry's breasts to spend Christmas with The Simpsons
Although their plans to ring in the New Year on Sesame Street have been foiled, Katy Perry’s breasts will not rest until they’re a part of your holiday season: Entertainment Weekly reports that Perry will appear on this year’s Christmas episode of The Simpsons, playing Moe’s girlfriend (this mismatch, it is comical) in a live-action segment that features several Simpsons characters as puppets, and performing a song called “The 39 Days Of Christmas” that probably goes something like this: “Traditional Christmas imagery, such as the word ‘chestnuts,’ employed as lightly sexual innuendo / Obligatory use of the word “naughty” / A-whoah-oh-oh-oh!” Here’s a photo of the puppet Simpsons standing, as producer Al Jean puts it, “felt-shoulder-to-shoulder with Katy Perry.” (Notice that Good King Homer is already looking down on her Feasts of Stephen.)