Close your eyes. Make a wish. And blow out the candlelight. For tonight is the night… we’re gonna bid on a 15-minute Zoom call with Keanu Reeves for charity. Keanu Reeves knows his worth, which is why the extremely hot and good performing artist occasionally known as John Wick is auctioning himself off for a charitable cause. The actor has teamed up with Camp Rainbow Gold to generate donations for the organization, which aims to “provide emotionally empowering experiences to Idaho’s children diagnosed with cancer and their families.” Reeves is offering a 15-minute Zoom call (your own private Zoom call!) to the highest bidder in a competitive auction that’s already hit $16,700 from a starting bid of $14,900. The auction began on June 16 and will continue until June 22, giving people plenty of time to realize that surely a 15-minute Zoom call with Keanu Reeves is worth a fuck of a lot more than $16,700.