Kill review: Gratuitous, sadistic, enjoyable action and not much else
The cartoonishly violent Indian film turns a train into a house of horrors

In the cartoonishly violent Indian action flick Kill, a gang of train-robbing bandits face off against a single unstoppable passenger. Throats are cut; fingers are crushed; knives, meat cleavers, hammers, and fists swing wildly. Bodies sustain unrealistic degrees of injury and keep going in pursuit of vengeance. (Can a human being really get hit with a lead pipe that many times and still get back up?) The one-word title doesn’t actually appear on screen until almost 45 minutes in, serving both as a punctuation to the blood and bodily harm that writer-director Nikhil Nagesh Bhat has served up to this point, and as a promise (to those of us who are already guiltily enjoying this stuff) that things will only get more gratuitous and sadistic from here. A promise on which, for the most part, Kill single-mindedly delivers.
Almost the entire film is set aboard an overnight train to New Delhi. The passing countryside is a dark, green-screened blur. The bandits, headed by the sociopathic Fani (Raghav Juyal, who’s better known in India as a professional dancer and reality TV contestant), are initially hiding among the passengers. Their plan is to rob four packed sleeper cars and make their exit before the train arrives at the next station. The regular passengers include the wealthy businessman Baldeo Singh Thakur (Harsh Chhaya); his daughter, Tulika (Tanya Maniktala); and Tulika’s secret boyfriend, Amrit (the mononymous Lakshya), an elite counter-terrorist commando and the exact kind of badass you’re not supposed to cross in these situations.
Amrit comes along with his best friend and comrade-in-arms, Viresh (Abhishek Chauhan), to convince Tulika to break off an arranged engagement and elope with him. The romance is unabashedly soapy: When Amrit sneaks into a train bathroom with Tulika to propose (counter-propose?), he opens a ring box that glows like Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase while the score lays on the kind of sentimental acoustic guitar picking usually heard in flyover-state campaign ads and pharmaceutical commercials. Like the gory action that follows, it’s more than a little ludicrous and overdone; a more charitable viewer might conclude that Bhat is attempting the same level of gratuitousness in a different genre key.
While the gang’s middle-aged boss and paterfamilias, Beni (Ashish Vidyarthi), waits anxiously at the arranged meeting-place, the bandits get to work. They lock the cars off from the rest of the train, jam everyone’s phones with a gizmo, and start forcefully separating the passengers from their wallets and valuables. The whole thing turns into a bloody fracas (mostly Fani’s fault), and two passengers and one bandit end up dead. From there, the bodies pile up, giving each side increasingly gruesome motives for reprisal and revenge. The longer the showdown lasts, the more the characters seem to regress to primitive impulses. The sleeper cars begin to resemble a house of horrors.