Let's look at the orgasming stars of Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac, because that's what they want
Should the promise of five hours of celebrity-adjacent copulating, the months of “appetizers,” and Uma Thurman showing you the whoring bed not have sufficiently enticed you into watching Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac, how about a series of posters in which the film’s stars pretend to orgasm? Too late; like the phrase “Shia LaBeouf’s penis,” this movie has now made them unavoidable. You have to look.
Here’s star Charlotte Gainsbourg, in the throes of the ecstasy that is briefly not being tortured by Lars von Trier. She also looks very sleepy; five straight hours of Nymphomaniacin’ will do that to you.
Here’s Willem Dafoe, who manages to make even ejaculation look menacing. What does Willem Dafoe think about when he masturbates, anyway? (A hundred bucks says it involves the words “remaining true to the actor’s impulse” and a sad Romanian woman, just silently watching.)
Here’s Christian Slater wondering, “Is this how Jack Nicholson would orgasm?”