Let’s watch Mark Zuckerberg squirm, shall we?

Billionaire technocrat and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg visited Capitol Hill yesterday to answer questions regarding Project Libra, the social media monolith’s new foray into cryptocurrency, which is a completely normal sentence that doesn’t blur the lines between reality and Neuromancer. And while, yes, technically some questions were answered regarding Facebook’s newest (and totally not doomed to further destabilize a shaky society it’s already helped erode) venture, the hearing quickly transitioned into what everyone hoped it would be—a congressional interrogation of Zuckerberg about his many egregious sins. And, yes, it’s about as delicious as one could hope.
We’ll allow you a moment to refill your cup of coffee, hook up your headphones, and settle in to what is now ostensibly ASMR of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez once again crushing it.
Ready? All right, here we go.