Remember M.I.A.? Here's what she looks like crouching, in case you forgot.

Yes,

that Sri-Lankan via London MC with the infectious music and nearly non-sensical lyrics. Well, anyway, she writes like she raps. Here's a recent post to her MySpace blog. (Link found via TheModernAge)

THEY TRY SHUT MY DOOR!

Roger roger do you here me over!!!!

the U.S immigration wont let me in!!!!!

i was mennu work with timber startin this week, but now im doin a Akon "im locked out they wont let me in" im locked out! they wont let me in! Now Im strictly making my album outside the borders!!!! so il see you all one day, for now ill keep reportin from the sidelines

to my people who walk wiv me in the America, dont forget we got the internet! Spread the word! or come get me!!!!!! ill be in my bird flu lab in china! liming and drinkin tiger beer with my pet turtel. I love everyone for the support, now i need it more. ill stay up spread out else where.

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Why won't US Immigration let her into the country? What does "Akon" mean? What exactly is she talking about? It's very unclear––almost indecipherable, really––but when this blog post has some beats behind it, it's gonna make a killer dance track.