Man's Halloween decorations so good that the cops keep getting called to his house

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Steven Novak, an artist from Dallas, can’t stop getting in trouble for being really good at celebrating Halloween. Failing to observe the long-held armistice between the law and people who leave dismembered bodies, bloody limbs, and lakes of blood on their front lawn, local police keep showing up at Novak’s house to investigate him.
The Dallas Observer reports that Novak’s lawn, which is covered in dummies with chainsaws in their backs or safes splattering their heads, has “brought the police to his house multiple times.” He says he was home for one of their visits, finding a bunch of cops “in formation at the door” who “asked me if it was all mine.”