Matt Damon "overthought" Ted and puff-puff-passed on it
Despite finding Seth MacFarlane's Ted one of the funniest scripts he ever read, Damon talked himself out of the Mark Wahlberg role.
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Every actor has regrets, roles they turned down for one reason or another. Breckin Meyer has Lord Of The Rings, and Matt Damon has Ted, Seth MacFarlane’s stoner teddy bear movie. Speaking to GQ, Damon explains why he turned down the Mark Wahlberg role as the wise-crack plushie’s beer-swilling straight man: The freakin’ bear’s got all the good lines.