Meet the Greatest Wrapper Alive, our upstairs neighbor

It's not easy having the office upstairs from The A.V. Club. When we don't have bands like Rise Against making the ductwork in the entire building shudder, we're watching loud movies (ahem, Scott Tobias and Nathan Rabin), occasionally playing the loud video game (which earned us the stuttering rage of one of our neighbors when Rock Band came out in '07), or possibly spreading H1N1, which took out several Onion Inc. staffers last fall.