Determined to keep on throwing charismatic smiles at this “comic book movie” thing until it finally just gives in and works, Fantastic Four survivor Michael B. Jordan is in talks to star in the movie version of Dark Horse’s undead buddy-comic Blood Brothers. Written by Mike Gagerman and Andrew Waller, and drawn by Evan Shaner, the book tells the story of two immortal vampires, Nick and Tree, who’ve “smoked opium with Genghis Khan, had orgies in Michelangelo’s studio, and even fronted a death metal band.” (There’s no word on whether they’ve also baked cakes with Napoleon, filed their taxes with Winston Churchill, or done a Milwaukee-based morning chat show, but one can only assume.)