She makes that much clear via the merch you can buy with the digital download of She Is Coming. Cyrus is pushing a new phone number (1-833-SHE-IS-MC), on a busy $60 pink hoodie, preaching that “Phone sex is safe sex.” She appears in a provocative pose on a $30 T-shirt announcing, “She Came.” And there’s a black-wrapped condom with the EP title and the same phone number for a mere $20. When you call that number, you get a recording of Miley telling you to push “more gratitude, less attitude” (lines from her song with RuPaul, “Cattitude”), along with a lot of legal disclaimer info, followed by a chance to leave Miley a voicemail.
Sure, all those items come with the digital download of the new release as well—but the EP runs for $6 online. So, that’s basically $14 for a condom, which seems like a lot for something so expendable. Would that particular black-wrappered condom impress your intended more than one from a $7 box of Trojans from Target? Somehow we doubt it. In fact, we could see how the Miley condom may derail your planned romantic moment altogether: “I’m sorry, what is that? And you paid how much for it?”
