Like so many Americans, the people on Neighbors don't even want to get along
HBO's surreal docu-comedy spotlights petty disputes and our love to hate.
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In the third episode of Neighbors, HBO’s surreal docu-comedy that ended its first season last week, Melissa and Victoria have spent weeks fighting over a thin strip of grass between their homes in West Palm Beach. They’ve been neighbors for 16 years. They’ve babysat for each other and attended weddings for one another, but now they are calling the police over who gets to mow a three-by-ten-foot patch of grass beside Melissa’s driveway. Even after explanations, it doesn’t really make sense how the dispute began, and Victoria is adamant that they both fear for their lives. “We have no problem shooting the other at this point. Because I know she’ll shoot me, and she’s a better shot. So she’ll end up killing me,” says Victoria. “It will come down to that.” There is absolutely no reason for it to come down to that.
Most of Neighbors follows conflicts like these. Each half-hour typically features two storylines of interpersonal feuds from across the United States. (Yes, three of the six episodes end up in Florida.) Sometimes the issue is a genuine inconvenience to the other person; other times, it just seems like they’re picking a fight because they’re bored. One installment features a neighbor trying to turn his yard into a farm; one centers on a retired politician trying to force his neighbor to take down a wall around her house, claiming that the perimeter is reminiscent of bin Laden’s compound. If there is a question at the heart of Neighbors, it’s “How are Americans handling living with each other right now?” The immediate answer: not well.