New Real Housewives "Song" Proves Money Can't Buy You Class,

If you watch The Real Housewives Of NYC, then you know that Countess Luann Delesseps is probably the least likely of all the walking leather handbags shot with Juvaderm on that show to attempt a singing career. (If you don't watch The Real Housewives Of NYC, then you have no idea who Countess Luann Delesseps is, and therefore you're a very lucky person.) This is because Countess Luann has the voice of a cartoon cigarette in an anti-smoking PSA. When she speaks, it sounds like her voice is trying to escape from a larynx stuffed with ash, cinders, and condescension.
Still, against the odds and everyone with functioning eardrums, Countess Luann has attempted a singing career, and when she sings she sounds like a dream—a creepy, campy, wholly computer-generated dream. If you've ever wanted to hear what a snobby disco ball doing spoken word inside of a computer sounds like, then click here.
(Song via DListed)