New York riots over canceled Drake and Hanson concert

So last night Paper Magazine threw a fun party for the city of New York, invited ostensibly popular hip-hop star Drake to perform for the nice people on the day his new record saw release, and to round out the bill, they added former teenager-boppers turned vehemently defended practitioners of Midwestern blue-eyed soul Hanson and Brooklyn electro-rappers Ninjasonik. That was nice of Paper Magazine, trying to bring musical worlds together like that. Unfortunately, the thousands of people who showed up at the South Street Seaport—more than twice the amount expected—didn’t exactly get along.
The Village Voice’s Zach Baron (who predicted this whole thing!) was on the scene for the inevitable riot that broke out, which he now reports was sparked when some couple—their passions inflamed by the intangible electricity that comes from standing around waiting for things—began “simulating sex in the middle of the crowd.” Most onlookers were apparently “into it,” so when a plainclothes policeman moved in to intervene, a civilian began accosting him, provoking a uniformed cop to respond. Things only got worse from there, with the crowd climbing over every available kiosk to find safety (or more likely, a proper vantage point to watch the shitstorm)—eventually even breaking the mixing board, according to Hanson. Ninjasonik, which had almost managed to play a full song, was then charged with telling everyone the concert was canceled. Unsurprisingly, the audience wasn’t exactly thrilled, and they soon turned on each other, as Baron describes: