People Still Buy Music: Justin Bieber sets some meaningless chart records with his new Christmas album
Everybody knows Justin Bieber is popular. He is so popular, he could sell Christmas music to Satanists—or their horny mothers, at least. But just in case Bieber's debut at No. 1 on the Billboard albums chart for Under The Mistletoe doesn't impress you, how about this: It is the first Christmas album by a male artist to debut at No. 1. Take that, ladies! It's also Bieber's third No. 1, which makes him the first solo artist (of either gender!) to have three No. 1 albums before their 18th birthday. Hopefully Bieber still has some space left over on his special mantle set aside for meaningless achievements.