Tim Allen, the Home Improvement actor determined to define his late career by putting the “tool” back in “Tool Time,” doesn’t understand evolution. That’s too bad on its own, considering it’s something most people need a cursory understanding of to graduate high school. But what makes the situation all the more tragic is when Allen uses a public platform to, like the apes we evolved from, proudly display his ass for everyone to see.
While it’s easy enough to leave Allen to himself, the good-hearted of Twitter (they exist!) have swarmed his declaration/statement to explain how human evolution happened and, definitely, 100 percent, totally and finally put this provocative question behind us once and for all.