Practical Magic 2's nostalgia-bait spell blows up in its face
Every ingredient in Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman's legacy sequel is in search of an audience who doesn't exist.
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Were it not for Instagram accounts cataloging beautiful home decor and millennials endlessly romanticizing their childhood movies, Griffin Dunne’s Practical Magic would probably be a forgotten relic of ’90s kitsch. It’s not that the first film is bad, exactly, but it’s not a property that is powerfully served by a later in life reappraisal. Its story might have once read as a meditation on sisterhood and sacrifice to a young, impressionable mind, but the attempts by Gillian (Nicole Kidman) and Sally Owens (Sandra Bullock) to overcome their ancestor’s love curse now plays as an obvious and vacant analogy for transgenerational trauma. Its incoherence is made bearable by a 105-minute runtime and a series of playful reprieves (particularly the “midnight margaritas” sequence). The same cannot be said for the two hours and 10 minutes of Practical Magic 2.
The legacy sequel follows the next generation of Owens women, now focusing heavily on Sally’s once-precocious daughters. Kylie (Joey King) and Antonia (Maisie Williams) are now grown and carving their own, more traditional paths, distinct from the eccentric matriarchy they were raised under. This magic-free life was devised for them by their mother in the wake of her second husband’s untimely death. All of this set-up—25 years of in-movie time—is delivered in a rushed voiceover, haphazardly bridging the movies. But wait: Why did their first onscreen attempt to break the family curse not work? Why do Kylie and Antonia not remember the literal magic of their childhood? And if Sally is so furious at the binds of her witchy ancestry, why is she still living with her mystic aunts, Franny (Stockard Channing) and Jet (Dianne Wiest)? Audiences will barely have time to contemplate this set of questions before the plot bursts forth in unwieldy chunks, prompting further world-breaking queries.